colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
0ce4n-g0d:

Moon by Subhajeet Mukherjee

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

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galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

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13 hours ago // 251,896 notes

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK
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