hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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17 hours ago // 75,475 notes
anathiestonadate:

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

no, you dont want to be with someone who doesnt know how to grammar
cyberho:

thank you that’s really sweet 

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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18 hours ago // 236,122 notes

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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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22 hours ago // 175,633 notes

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

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22 hours ago // 163,906 notes

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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22 hours ago // 154,694 notes

punk-rock-lumberjack:

If Patrick’s little laugh after he sings the word ‘assholes’ in Young Volcanoes isn’t the most precious thing you’ve ever heard then you’re lying

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22 hours ago // 1,088 notes
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