tyleeiswasted:

sameee

[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

(Source: harryshorcrux, via florence-bobo)


2 days ago // 53,284 notes

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via rosemoriarty1895)


2 days ago // 164,060 notes
rosalarian:

lenoralenoire:

This is really powerful.

Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement.

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via dietcondoms)


3 days ago // 341,402 notes

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

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3 days ago // 382,123 notes
fionagoddess:

Sarah Paulson | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

brilliantpanda:

breadboxes:

liberatedmarionette:

breadboxes:

liberatedmarionette:

breadboxes:

i get really gay after midnight

I’m sure Cinderella has the same problem

????????????? ??????????? ?????

Why do you think she left the ball? The spell wore off and she became a raging lesbian again

i don’t think that’s how the story goes 

whatever it’s better this way

(Source: pmmmprincess, via adventure-and-drawings)


4 days ago // 170,849 notes
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